Achtung Baby!

Ah what a brilliant idea these self-unfolding street signs to make our children more safe. I found it in the city’s Speckgürtel. I suppose the parents picked it up downtown – with their aggresively styled over-powered new BMW limousine.

Wow. I just checked the links and found this remarkable piece of scrambled bullshit:

“Die Luft knistert.
Der Asphalt atmet.
Gänsehaut, Nervenkitzel, Adrenalin.
Die Emotionen brechen aus.
Das Heck bleibt in der Spur.
Entfesselte Kraft.
Präzise beherrschbar.
Auch im Grenzbereich.
Egal ob Rennstrecke oder Asphalt.
Maximale Dynamik.
Maximale Traktion.
Maximale Kontrolle.
Das ist das M Feeling der nächsten Generation.

BMW M5 Limousine:
Kraftstoffverbrauch in l/100 km (kombiniert): 10,5
CO2-Emissionen in g/km (kombiniert): 241″
This entry was published on 1. July 2017 at 14:14 and is filed under motion, politics, public relations, shopping. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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